WhatsApp Non Veg Funny Jokes in Hindi

Best Collection Non Veg Jokes in Hindi  language WhatsApp jokes non veg, non veg chutkule non veg shayari double meaning joke non veg msg for boyfriend / girlfriend 

 

                                                             Little bird in the sky,

Dropping potty in the eye,

u don’t worry,

u don’t cry,

u just thank god,

That Cow’s don’t fly.

     Pati: Sex ho jaye?

Wife:Nahi

Pati: Zewar la dunga

W:Nahi

Pati: Car launga

W:Nahi

Beta so raha tha..beech me bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do...

   Ladki to Dr: Bachcha 2 din se doodh nhi pi raha

Dr ne Bra me hath daala aur kafi der taK bobbs ko masal ke bola

Doodh hi nai hai

Ladki:"Main to iski Mausi hoon"

       Wife: Please zara ye bra ka hook laga dijiye.

Hus: I will charge 4 kisses.

Wife: Rahne do, padosi Se free me lagva leti hu, wo haath daal kar Set bhi kar denge.


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