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Maa Baap SmS Shayari in Hindi Mother Father Poems

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Maa Baap SmS Shayari in Hindi Mother Father Poems

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11:19 AM

Best Beautiful Cute Whatsapp Profile Dp Picture

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11:20 PM

Whatsapp Latest Funny Hindi Jokes Images For Whatsapp

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><br /><h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name"></h3><div class="post-header"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><b>Latest Funny Hindi Jokes Images For Whatsapp | funny Marriage Jokes in Hindi</b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirhOdXJusnCQtclcBR7Q_pABljx7cHCgDGOaU7CZuXwY97qe8Xjmo1k4VvfYmVrO5WlJxA4kzspQQ71krrl2JDDQPusXrM9aRoys-dFh8-vKo9h-YUMjbfsfnaPvRlnpk34Ez_KAWlSEU/s1600/latest-funny-jokes-hindi89.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2837jEJoTC8SVeKiyrYKtw5OWuga1Y3PdNMiAunTmZTmhFf7ZEK-I8YRLq4pbZC1MhQpch098NWL5MVOnyGXzVL6TGRZ4wb7HNJ6Z8nskNUzS7-dR8Jk2jl_TirpUT-H_KKqP2K5fjdA/s1600/latest-funny-jokes-hindi-WHATSAPP+DP.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt=" Whatsapp Latest Funny Hindi Jokes Images For Whatsapp " border="0" height="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2837jEJoTC8SVeKiyrYKtw5OWuga1Y3PdNMiAunTmZTmhFf7ZEK-I8YRLq4pbZC1MhQpch098NWL5MVOnyGXzVL6TGRZ4wb7HNJ6Z8nskNUzS7-dR8Jk2jl_TirpUT-H_KKqP2K5fjdA/s1600/latest-funny-jokes-hindi-WHATSAPP+DP.jpg" title=" Whatsapp Latest Funny Hindi Jokes Images For Whatsapp " width="400" /></a></div>Beta(Phone Par): Maa, Aaj Hum Do Se Teen Ho Gaye...<br />Maa: Waah Beta,Bhadhaayi Ho, Ladka Hua Hai Ya Ladki?<br />Beta: Nahin Maa! Aapki Bahu Ne Doosri Shadi Kar Li Hai!</div><br />

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11:02 PM

GOOD MORNING HD PHOTOS 2015 Collection

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9:22 PM

Funny Facebook boys girls block messages

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11:12 PM

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2 class="title"></h2>Here are the one of The Best <b>Funny Whatsapp Status </b>for  whatsapp lovers and users. you will get everything new and latest on  our site for your whatsapp profile or account. here we have collected  the all new  funny whatsapp status, statuses, funny whatsapp status  message, quotes, ideas, emoji, funny whatsapp status  in hindi, funny  whatsapp status with emoticons, funny whatapp message in hindi, funny  whatsapp status on nokia and much more other things for those who are  searching for whatsapp collection of status.<br />Here are the top class and best status for whatapp messenger and same  you can use these funny status on your other messnegers like inbuilt  sms services, wechat, hike, bbm. keep rocking and stay alive wih us.<br />Also check » <i><b>101 Whatsapp status funny love message cool quotes #Whatsapp</b></i><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj436qYv9Lxxyld7sl5yZ1buwjfD2XnCVn0CoUaPYxZ5orVsjvmT6DQEWH9jRMakGqP3AcK91rZ6iMceSHNqu5RzpDAvwfZb_bXgOklLjXSnjbpeuDnOmq00kp3z3KCNdtdykIKfWVClLs/s1600/funny_whatsapp_status_hindi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Funny Whatsapp Status" border="0" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj436qYv9Lxxyld7sl5yZ1buwjfD2XnCVn0CoUaPYxZ5orVsjvmT6DQEWH9jRMakGqP3AcK91rZ6iMceSHNqu5RzpDAvwfZb_bXgOklLjXSnjbpeuDnOmq00kp3z3KCNdtdykIKfWVClLs/s1600/funny_whatsapp_status_hindi.jpg" title="" width="320" /></a></div><br /><h2>Funny Whatsapp Status</h2>1. Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.<br />2. The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.<br />3. Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.<br />4. It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.<br />5. Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!<br />6. Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^). 7. God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.<br />8. May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.<br />9. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.<br />10. Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.<br />Check also  » <i><b>Short Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br />11. Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.<br />12. They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.<br />13. That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your  inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.<br />14. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).<br />15. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.<br />16. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.<br />17. I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?<br />18. I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.<br />19. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.<br />20. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.<br />Also check » <i><b>Whatsapp Status Quotes</b></i><br /><h2>Funny Whatsapp Status</h2>21. The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.<br />22. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.<br />23. Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.<br />24. Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!<br />25. I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.<br />26. Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.<br />27. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.<br />28. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.<br />29. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.<br />30. The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.<br />Must check » <i><b>Best Whatsapp Status</b></i><br />31. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!<br />32. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.<br />33. I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.<br />34. Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?<br />35. Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.<br />36. Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.<br />37. I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.<br />38. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.<br />39. The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.<br />40. Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.<br />Check also » <i><b>Cool Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br /><h2>Funny Whatsapp Status</h2>41. If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.<br />42. I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.<br />43. Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.<br />44. ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ<br />45. Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.<br />46. Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.<br />47. I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.<br />48. Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.<br />49. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break  up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.<br />50. Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.<br />51. I will be back in 2 minutes and if I’m not read this line again.<br />52. Natural stupidity is no match for artificial intelligence.<br />53. Do I have to exercise every morning to make my brain figure out I’m doing?<br />54. If you are immature, you will always be but you can only be young once.<br />55. I am doing what my enemies said I can’t do because it is my greatest pleasure.<br />56. I am smiling today because tomorrow might be worse.<br />57. It will be my greatest mistake to let a fool kiss me or a kiss fool me.<br />58. I’m a magician; close your eyes and see you can’t see.<br />59. I’m up ready to rock this gift of life that I have been granted by God.<br />60. I can’t find where my phone is. Call me now please!<br />Do check » <i><b>Love Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br /><h2>Funny Whatsapp Status</h2>61. Love is blind but your neighbours are not so avoid kissing behind the garden.<br />62. I learned the secret to my life when I started to replace my worries with others.<br />63. I like my boss only when he gives me a week vacation.<br />64. I never use both my feet to test how deep the water is. I call that being wise.<br />65. Whenever I speak my mind I never mind what I speak.<br />66. I’m selling inspiration; I found it yesterday in plenty<br />67. I’m never online, it’s an optical illusion.<br />68. I don’t know why whenever my door bell rings my dog always presumes it’s for me.<br />69. Until he was fourteen, my brother thought his name was Keep Quiet.<br />70. I was out yesterday and I prefer not to remember it.<br />71. Your opinion may have changed but the fact remains you are wrong.<br />72. They say success is around the corner but I guess I’m walking in circle.<br />73. I’m the hottest of you all because you know; I’m the core cause of global warming.<br />74. The only place you will find success without hard work is in the dictionary.<br />75. I think my neighbours now know that am stealing their Wi-Fi internet.<br />76. Did you know that a tax is a fine for doing well while a fine is a tax for doing wrong?<br />77. I think God loves stupid people since He created so many of them.<br />78. The worst standing is misunderstanding one another. Understand me?<br />79. So far so good. If can read this know that you are a witness of my dream to live forever.<br />80. They say money talks but all I hear from the little I have is, “Good bye”.<br /><h2>Funny Whatsapp Status</h2>81. I didn’t fail, my success just postponed.<br />82. It might be illegal tomorrow so today is the time.<br />83. Piss me off and I give you a high-five on the face.<br />84. Please don’t be corrupt because the government hates competition.<br />85. Always keep in mind that only one who can really appreciate you is you.<br />86. She was beautiful until her Photoshop 30 day trial expired.<br />87. My flow is sick but it doesn’t need a doctor.<br />88. Don’t call me fat, it’s just that when am far am easier to notice.<br />89. Never make the same mistake twice, 2 is a small number.<br />90. They say drinking alcohol will kill slowly but who is in a hurry anyway.<br />91. I never realized how many clothes I had until now that I’m washing them.<br />92. Who is a waiter when you are waiting for a waiter in a restaurant?<br />93. You don’t have to like me because I’m not a Facebook page after all.<br />94. Here is your nose; you left it when you were in my business again.<br />95. I think twice before I talk to be able to say something more insulting.<br />96. You are my favorite reason to lose my sleep.<br />97. Thanks for being in my life<br />98. Life is very difficult when we are true to Everyone..!<br />99. There’s lovely person between Y and I on your keyboard….just look<br />100. Never too busy to be happy <br />101. Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.<br /><br />Here we have uploaded all the funny whatsapp status, statuses, funny  whatsapp status message, quotes, ideas, emoji, funny whatsapp status  in  hindi, funny whatsapp status with emoticons, funny whatapp message in  hindi, funny whatsapp status on nokia in our article named as “<b> Funny Whatsapp Status</b>” . 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Best 101 Funny Whatsapp Status n Facebook Status

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Best Ever Whatsapp Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><h2 class="title"></h2><b>Best Whatsapp Status 101 Status for Whatsapp</b> :-  Hey everyone i am again here to serve you  the all new best whatsapp  status ever statuses hindi love punjabi marathi hindi attitude funny  best whatsapp status ever statuses message cute love top romantic sad  happy in my article on <b>Best Whatsapp Status 101 Status for Whatsapp</b>   just do one thing after getting these things share thesewith your  friends and save them to your smartphone or pc. All the whatsapp status  quotes are given here for whatsapp users and lovers who like to use  whatsapp throughout the day and night.<br />Also check » <i><b>101 Whatsapp status funny love message cool quotes #Whatsapp</b></i><br />Let’s start your favourite whatsapp status quotes which are cute, sweet, love and sad and also based on friendship.<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7BgaFnmVM40aTt-8ZUkz7Vm_AmGp36bc6JVS5vekEFLADofLHJcl09IDFAc8X918p8HZCXQU1GWLgz32HtaCV1cfRxM_XvyTB45uDFL8KqiEOkw731O-rG_RyzF4aJvqQqSpYuXPIdqs/s1600/aaj-ka-suvichar-hindi-picture88.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="144" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7BgaFnmVM40aTt-8ZUkz7Vm_AmGp36bc6JVS5vekEFLADofLHJcl09IDFAc8X918p8HZCXQU1GWLgz32HtaCV1cfRxM_XvyTB45uDFL8KqiEOkw731O-rG_RyzF4aJvqQqSpYuXPIdqs/s1600/aaj-ka-suvichar-hindi-picture88.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><h2>Best WhatsApp Status on love</h2><ol><li><b>Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega </b></li><li>You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.</li><li>For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.</li><li>I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative</li><li>If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong</li><li>Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?</li><li>“You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby  drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to  wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik</li><li>Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it</li><li>When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails</li><li>My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.</li><li>The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??</li><li>One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.</li><li>If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!</li><li>Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status <img alt=":P" class="wp-smiley" src="http://zitterman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif" /></li></ol>Also check » <i><b>Funny Whatsapp Status</b></i><br /><h2>Best WhatsApp Status ever</h2><ol start="3"><li>Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. – Albert Einstein</li><li>“And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.”–Across the Universe by Beth Revis</li><li>Falling in love is only half of what I want. Staying in love with you till forever is the other.</li><li>Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. ~John Keats</li><li>“I know he’s a player, but I want to be the girl that he hangs up his jersey for and leaves the game”</li><li>“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”</li><li>‘Women are cursed, and men are the proof.’ -Rosanne Barr</li><li>”We see all beautiful and colorful things in dis world from our BLACK n WHITE eyes!”</li></ol><div>Also check » <i><b>Whatsapp Status Quotes</b></i></div><h2>Best WhatsApp Statuses</h2><ol><li>Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.</li><li>Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. ~ Anonymous</li><li>It only hurts when you love someone and you know they don’t love you back.</li><li>Don’t mind the weather, it’s raining in my heart tonight</li><li>I don’t think we love each other in the same way. And…I think  keeping you near me, would destroy me. ― S.C. Stephens, Thoughtless</li><li>The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.</li><li>LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT IT’S WORTHS MAKING.!</li><li>“Spiteful words can hurt your feelings but silence breaks your heart.”</li><li>Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.</li><li>If someone you love hurts you cry a river, build a bridge, and get over it</li></ol><div>Check also » <i><b>Cool Status for Whatsapp</b></i></div><h2>Best WhatsApp Status in hindi</h2><ol><li>“To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.” – Bruce Lee</li><li>The things you are Passionate about are NOT random, they are your Calling.</li><li>“Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.” – Voltaire</li><li>Failure is always temporary, only giving up makes it permanent.</li><li>whatever your thinking and feeling today is creating your future.</li><li>“It’s not the load that breaks you down, it’s the way you carry it.” ― Lou Holtz</li><li>I became a specialist at comedic one-liners.</li><li>“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun</li><li>“Excersize is like mouthwash, if you can feel the burn it’s working”</li><li>WISDOM is the gold refinement of life</li><li>‘Work until you don’t  have to introduce yourself ‘</li><li>“To shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”</li></ol>Do check » <i><b>Love Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br /><h2>Best WhatsApp Status in Punjabi</h2><ol><li>“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” ― Dr. Seuss</li><li>You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.</li><li>“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love”</li><li>love is when you feel totally complete</li><li> If I know what love is, it is because of you!!</li><li>“You can be Han Solo. And I’ll be Boba Fett. I’ll cross the sky for you.”— Park Sheridan, Eleanor & Park</li><li>I love the passion between us</li><li>All you need is Love</li><li>Love is letting go of fear</li><li>There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness</li></ol>Check also  » <i><b>Short Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br /><h2>Best WhatsApp Status on attitude</h2><ol><li>Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.</li><li>‘I never forget a face, but in your case I’d be glad to make an exception.’</li><li>I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I shit on?”</li><li>A good day for me is a one with equal joys and sorrows.</li><li>Remember, half the people you know are below average.</li><li>A hangover is the wrath of grapes.</li><li>A person who laughs most & makes others laugh would be having a thunder storm of sadness in his heart…</li><li>A look at how the tight end group will shake out with the Ravens.</li><li>You Can Not Simoultaniously Prevent and Prepare for War</li><li>“Good morning” is a contradiction of terms.</li></ol>Here you got all the <i><b>101 Whatsapp Status Quotes</b></i>for  your whatsapp profile or account, just copy the favourite whatsapp  status and copy into your whatsapp status area. We have covered all  the best whatsapp status ever statuses hindi love punjabi marathi hindi  attitude funny best whatsapp status ever statuses message cute love top  romantic sad happy whatsapp status best and top high class for all of  you guys.<br />Keep sharing and keep checking our site for new whatsapp status  and statuses. <img alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" src="http://zitterman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" /><br /><h4>Incoming search terms:</h4><ul><li>best whatsapp status ever</li><li>best whatsapp status</li><li>best status for whatsapp in marathi</li><li>whatsapp best hindi status</li><li>whats app love marathi status</li><li>punjabi love status for whatsapp</li><li>Top whatsaap status</li><li>Whats app new hot status in hindi</li><li>attitude whatsapp status</li><li>whatsapp status best marathi</li></ul></div>

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<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">f you are searching for <b>Short Status for Whatsapp</b> of  latest quality and thought then you are at right place and its the time  to to share the all one hundred one whatsapp status. Here you will get  the all new and high class <b>101 Short Status for Whatsapp </b>without  any problem. We have arranged all new and short status for whatsapp on  attitude about life love hindi english, short status for whatsapp about  love in hindi friendship marathi good love best top nice cool whatsapp  short status for all you. <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5nEnNYW8g3KH8ccoLBKVCNCCc0cecEYVb4mB1yaftBNdwXaiOFdei5DMSPxnLD71MZG-D1TSbQW-auKWCSiopDGiImgudhsy3BTcLJh7agw8OE9Lg75laVTpbX8Jtp5jjnLi9pNM7Ku4/s1600/whatsapp+status.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5nEnNYW8g3KH8ccoLBKVCNCCc0cecEYVb4mB1yaftBNdwXaiOFdei5DMSPxnLD71MZG-D1TSbQW-auKWCSiopDGiImgudhsy3BTcLJh7agw8OE9Lg75laVTpbX8Jtp5jjnLi9pNM7Ku4/s1600/whatsapp+status.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><h2><b>Short Status for Whatsapp messenger</b></h2><br /><br />1. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.<br />2. Good girls are bad girls, who never get caught.<br />3. I didn’t change, I just woke up.<br />4. You are so awesome that, my middle finger salutes you.<br />5. Silence is better than lies.<br />6. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired.<br />7. Be what you want to be, not what other wants to see.<br />8. If “Plan A” didn’t work. Don’t worry; the alphabet has 25 more letters.<br />9. Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.<br />10. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.<br />Must check » <i><b>Best Whatsapp Status</b></i><br />11. I’m not perfect, I am original.<br />12. All girls are my sisters except you.<br />13. I am only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.<br />14. I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right.<br />15. Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.<br />16. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.<br />17. You can do anything, but not everything.<br />18. Having one child makes you a parent, having two makes you a referee.<br />19. All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips.<br />20. I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.<br />Also check » <i><b>Funny Whatsapp Status</b></i><br /><h2><b>Short Status for Whatsapp in english</b></h2><br />21. I don’t always have time to study… but when I do, I don’t.<br />22. Sometimes you just need some space, to fart.<br />23. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.<br />24. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.<br />25. The only thing I gained so far in 2014 is weight.<br />26. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.<br />27. When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.<br />28. That moment when even Caps Lock can’t express your anger.<br />29. (-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China<br />30. Dear Samsung, please also start selling jeans that can accommodate your smartphones.<br />Check also  » <i><b>Short Status for Whatsapp</b></i><br />31. Sometimes the only one, who can appreciate you, is you.<br />32. Don’t steal, the government hates competition.<br />33. You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.<br />34. I’m pretty sure my prayers go directly to God’s spam folder.<br />35. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.<br />36. I never make the same mistake twice. Three, four times maybe. But never twice.<br />37. They say that alcohol kills slowly. So what? Who’s in a hurry?<br />38. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.<br />39. You don’t realize how many clothes you have, until you wash them.<br />40. When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter?<br />Also check » <i><b>Whatsapp Status Quotes</b></i><br /><h2><b>Short Status for Whatsapp about friendship</b></h2><br />41. Try to say the letter “M” without your lips touching.<br />42. Kidnapping? I prefer the term “surprise adoption”.<br />43. Weird is a side effect of awesome.<br />44. If girls could read minds..Every second a man would get slapped.<br />45. Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?<br />46. Think twice before you speak, you’d be able to say something more Insulting.<br />47. I Was Born Cool, Global Warming Made Me Hot.<br />48. I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.<br />49. I always learn from mistakes of others, who took my advice.<br />50. I heard you took an IQ test and they said you’re results were negative.<br />51. If there is no chocolate in heaven…”I AM NOT GOING”.<br />52. You don’t have to like me after all, I’m not a Facebook status.<br />53. I don`t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.<br />54. Hey, I found your Nose; it was in my business again.<br />55. 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Never have more children than you have car windows.<br />69. God must love stupid people- he made so many!<br />70. I like children. Properly cooked.<br />71. Until I was thirteen I thought my name was ‘Shut up’.<br />72. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.<br />73. The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.<br />74. If women could read minds, every second man will get slapped.<br />75. I am not failed, my success is just postponed.<br />76. Do it today, It might be illegal tomorrow.<br />77. The greatest pleasure in Life is doing what people say you can’t do.<br />78. If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.<br />79. God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.<br />80. 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