Funny {Hot} Adult Non Veg Jokes for Whatsapp Messenger as SMS Messages

Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes for Whatsapp Messenger

 Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed,
just like at the dinner table ...

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says:
Honey, would you pass the boobs please??

Hindi Adult Non Veg Jokes for Whatsapp Status

          Husband is praying before going to bed ...

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

                                         Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!


Double meaning joke non veg

           Call Girl (to 68 years old man): "Uncle,

aap ek baar try karo na!"

Uncle: "Main KAR nahi paaunga."

Call Girl: "Arre, aao na uncle, try to karo!"

Uncle aa gaye aur callgirl pe toot pade aur uski almost faad dali.

Call Girl: Haaye mar gayi. Aap to bol rahe the-

"kar nahi paaunga"

Uncle: "Wo to main PAYMENT ke baare me bol raha tha.

Non Veg Jokes In Hindi

          Salim: Anarkali,CAN I HAVE SEX WITH U?

Anarkali: Aapne bahut badi cheez maang li jahanpanah.

Salim: Agar woh cheez bahut badi ho chuki ho, toh phir rehne do..

Gande Non Veg Jokes

        GHOR KALYUG:

Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain !

Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?

Boy :Bilkul nahi !

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Girl :To phir rehne de kameene :)

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