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I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

When nothing seems right….go left!!

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Love thy neighbor. But don’t get caught.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.

Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.