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I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 Days! He's Probably dead. 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror :P

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ;-)

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

You Don't Know Something? Google It. You Don't Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can't Find Something? Mom!