Marriage Joke in Hindi

kya larki thi...
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi,
Wah! kya larki thi.

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi?

Shohar: Tumko kese pata:

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main
tha.

Marriage Joke

Pyar b ajab shay he

Maa se payar hota hai to Ebadat
Baap se payar hota hai to Muqadas
Bhai se payar hota hai to Aqidat
Didi se payar hota hai ho to Farz
&
Wife se payar hota hai to
sab kehte hen k SALA BIWI ka GHULAM H hain

Husband and Wife

Wife: Ma bachunga nahi Marr jaongi...

Husband : Mein bhi Marr jaon ga!

Wife : Mein to Bimaar hoon isleya marr jaungi tum kyon maro gaey ?

Husband : Mein itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar sakta !

Marriage

Beta papa ko pucha: papa sadi kana ma kitna kharch hota hai
Papa na bola : mujee pata nahi hay beta !
May abibhi uska lia pay karta hoo .

Marriage Joke in Hindi